The Self governing colony of Tierra-de-tren is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mateo F Saucedo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.907 billion Trainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new hayward. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Tierra-de-trenian economy, worth 127 trillion Chiwawa pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,711 Chiwawa pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tierra-de-tren's national animal is the giant Chiwawa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tranian Catholic.

Tierra-de-tren is ranked 84,310^th in the world and 1^st in Kuii 1A for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.96 law-abiding acts per hour.