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Most Valuable International Artwork: 369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 756th
The Potato Warlord of
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Minister of Defense
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Civil Rights
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Tim-Opolis

Population27.467 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Potato Warlord of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.467 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 8,649 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 314,908 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,800,631 per year while the poor average 26,634, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Tim Stark's credibility no favours, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 9,004th in the world and 8th in Spiritus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,142.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 756thHighest Economic Output: 892ndLargest Insurance Industry: 975thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 988thLowest Crime Rates: 1,079thLargest Mining Sector: 1,277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,286thLargest Black Market: 1,287thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,811thHighest Average Incomes: 1,989thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,223rdFattest Citizens: 2,231stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,423rdLargest Governments: 2,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,817thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,026thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,304thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,815thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,253rdLargest Populations: 4,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,635thMost Influential: 8,764thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,004thLargest Retail Industry: 9,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,567thSmartest Citizens: 9,619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,483rdMost Conservative: 12,511thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,079thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,797thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,154thMost Developed: 26,381st
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the region

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