The People's Republic of Tiny Albania is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 7.159 billion Tiny Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Tiny Albanian economy, worth 329 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,965 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending recently hit a new high, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny Albania's national animal is the Giraffe.

Tiny Albania is ranked 197,383^rd in the world and 2^nd in Oecumene for Highest Average Incomes, with 45,965.11 Standard Monetary Units.