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Most Armed: 10,012thMost Conservative: 13,117thMost Devout: 22,776th
The Six Toa Warriors of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Unity, Duty, Destiny
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Toa Metru

Population8.166 billion

CapitalMetru Nui
LeaderThe Toa Metru

CurrencyKanoka Disk
AnimalRahi

The Six Toa Warriors of Toa Metru is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by The Toa Metru with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.166 billion Toa Metruans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metru Nui. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The strong Toa Metruan economy, worth 630 trillion Kanoka Disks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,151 Kanoka Disks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toa Metru's national animal is the Rahi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toa Metru is ranked 189,803rd in the world and 1,344th in Remembrance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,169.05 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Armed: 10,012thMost Conservative: 13,117thTop
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Most Devout: 22,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,243rdLargest Insurance Industry: 25,965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,421st
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 110th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Politically Free: 183rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 195th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toa Metru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Toa Metru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Toa Metru's influence in Remembrance rose from "Zero" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Toa Metru, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Toa Metru, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Toa Metru, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Toa Metru, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Toa Metru, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Toa Metru relocated from South America Union to Remembrance.
  • : Toa Metru resigned from the World Assembly.

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