The Kingdom of Toastaria is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18 million Toastarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.9%.

The Toastarian economy, worth 848 billion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,156 Toastarian Bolivars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

T-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Toastarian democracy, and the world beyond the wall is a distant memory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toastaria's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toastaria is ranked 58,243^rd in the world and 10^th in The Toastic Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,439.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.