The Teyrnir of Tolonius is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Teyrn Urza vos Dromo with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.774 billion Tolonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naejazma. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tolonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion kamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 69,183 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolonius's national animal is the atroksia bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Tolonius is ranked 73,671^st in the world and 4^th in Sarnor for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,910.46 Standard Monetary Units.