The State of Tordans Sovexaskers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Hans Vovllenger with an even hand, and remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.445 billion Tordanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baldwin Lächeln. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tordans Sovexaskersian economy, worth 303 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,814 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of Tordans Sovexaskers has been announced as the new Head of State, elections have been outlawed, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tordans Sovexaskers's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tordans Sovexaskers is ranked 136,759^th in the world and 62^nd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -46.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.