The Community of Totally not Untecna is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.237 billion Totally not Untecnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Totally not Untecnan economy, worth 59.8 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 48,325 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,460 per year while the poor average 3,029, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally not Untecna's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Totally not Untecna is ranked 61,315^th in the world and 3^rd in The Lizard Coalition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,486.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.