The Exiled Loyalists of Toxteth is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Edward VIII with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 24.767 billion Caroleanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gustavton. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toxtethian economy, worth a remarkable 5,955 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,469 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime is totally unknown. Toxteth's national animal is the Tellytubby, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manglicanism.

Toxteth is ranked 43,155^th in the world and 8^th in Australialia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,165.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.