The Colony of TPS33 is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.457 billion TPS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TPS33ian economy, worth 368 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,997 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TPS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TPS33 is ranked 85,895^th in the world and 1^st in The PanFascist Sphere for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,557.85 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.