The Republic of Treesplint is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.418 billion Treesplintians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Treesplintian economy, worth 70.9 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,424 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and a major religion has been named as Treesplint's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treesplint's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Treesplint is ranked 147,459^th in the world and 32^nd in Common Jaguar Wilds for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 97.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.