The Loving Couple of Tribute4rt- is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Garlog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.995 billion Tribute4rt-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grimgrib's Pub. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tribute4rt-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,421 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tribute4rt-'s national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cards.

Tribute4rt- is ranked 3,800^th in the world and 1^st in Zebra Ice Station for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,966.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.