The Republic of Trinity Unity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.109 billion Trinity Unityians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinity Unityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,078 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, Mesopotamia's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinity Unity's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Trinity Unity is ranked 26,685^th in the world and 8^th in Ancient for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.79 law-abiding acts per hour.