The Republic of Trinity Unity is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.298 billion Trinity Unityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinity Unityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,745 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,456 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, and the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinity Unity's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Trinity Unity is ranked 14,098^th in the world and 5^th in Ancient for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,258.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.