The Drietal of Trio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Dedrie with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.065 billion Trioans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drietand. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The thriving Trioan economy, worth 786 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 34,114 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, Trio has designated Drietand as its capital city, Mister Dedrie has just been declared ruler of Trio in an international press conference, and Trinity has been named as Trio's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Trio's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Trinity.

Trio is ranked 119,899^th in the world and 32^nd in belgium for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.