The Woodhouse Sanctum of TSI-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 21.19 billion TSI-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.

The powerhouse TSI-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,041 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy TSI-1ians like vultures, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TSI-1's national animal is the Laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

TSI-1 is ranked 29,727^th in the world and 1^st in The Spanish Inquisition for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,024.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.