The State of Tsva is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 11.836 billion Tsvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Tsvan economy, worth 747 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,139 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,000 per year while the poor average 15,203, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Tsvan dark-plume goshawk, nudity is frowned upon, and Tsva has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsva's national animal is the deer.

Tsva is ranked 25,004^th in the world and 2^nd in Palmyra Tudmur for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,944.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.