The Republic of Tsy is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.767 billion Tsyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The strong Tsyian economy, worth 98.1 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,537 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is relatively low. Tsy's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Tsy is ranked 40,862^nd in the world and 1^st in Grammar School for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,309.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.