The Colony of TUFU33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.954 billion TUFU33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TUFU33ian economy, worth 652 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,915 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TUFU33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TUFU33 is ranked 248,152^nd in the world and 1^st in The United Fascist Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.