The Holy Lucky Green Empire of Turtler is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 🐢King Turtler VI 🐢 with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 1.37 billion citizens of Turtler are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🐢 Turtles 🐢. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtlerian economy, worth 187 trillion TAKEDOWNS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,918 TAKEDOWNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around 🐢 Turtles 🐢, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtler's national animal is the Leatherback sea turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is 🐢 ☮️ Turtle Language ☮️ 🐢.

Turtler is ranked 237,213^th in the world and 4^th in You Grabia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 131.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.