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Most Cultured: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 41stHighest Poor Incomes: 54th
The All Inclusive Love and Pride of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
We love you just the way you are!
Princess Llewellyn
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Jehenna

Population13.211 billion

CapitalNeighbourhood
LeaderPrincess Llewellyn
FaithUnitarian Universalism

CurrencyHug
AnimalWinged Unicorn

The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.211 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth a remarkable 8,406 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,336 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Hugs are being blown on orbital weapons development, nine out of ten citizens of Jehenna answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 147th in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 95.46 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Cultured: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 41stHighest Poor Incomes: 54thHighest Food Quality: 86thMost Subsidized Industry: 124thRudest Citizens: 124thLargest Welfare Programs: 127thHighest Drug Use: 146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 147thHighest Crime Rates: 151stMost Armed: 163rdHighest Average Incomes: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174thMost Beautiful Environments: 195thLargest Black Market: 221stMost Inclusive: 231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268thMost Efficient Economies: 323rdMost Patriotic: 390thMost Valuable International Artwork: 471stMost Advanced Public Education: 497thMost Devout: 503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 552ndLargest Governments: 590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 677thMost Corrupt Governments: 681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 696thLargest Publishing Industry: 780thMost Influential: 787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 932ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 962ndNicest Citizens: 1,041stHighest Economic Output: 1,258thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,548thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,796thBest Weather: 1,849thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,998thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,323rdSmartest Citizens: 2,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,833rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,910thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,953rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,974thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,186thFattest Citizens: 4,994thLargest Retail Industry: 8,482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,037thMost Stationary: 11,139thTop
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Most Developed: 14,365thNudest: 15,622ndMost Income Equality: 20,056thMost Extreme: 25,991st
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Extreme: 146th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 179th in the regionMost Stationary: 201st in the regionNudest: 258th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 315th in the regionMost Developed: 379th in the regionMost Income Equality: 422nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, nine out of ten citizens of Jehenna answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, billions of Hugs are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, sex changes are routinely performed at Jehenna's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Jehenna endorsed The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Jehenna endorsed The Republic of Shorax.
  • : Jehenna was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 304 » Drugged Monkeys, Kiasu-ism, Havenfell, Ancient Slobovia, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Soem, Farengeto, Sanden, Kringalia, Theorin, Pax Dracon, Nowa Europa, The Solar System Scope, Madhonia, Antarctic Empires, Tsunamy, The Two Jerseys, Nova Montron, Cypheri, Sthalrim, Yellunstryer, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Noire Denholm, Gymnostan, Drystar, Trelatche, Hanguk-Nippon, Ridehale, Rebel-topia, Southern Numenor, The naked people, Walloonia, Calistan, Privatore, North Kanuckistan, Dankstergrad, Linden Oak, Wehraboos, Isokenzar, Mona Landia, USNE2018, Xandev, Americantopia, Maeiland, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, Dereistic, and 254 others.Transtemporal Shifts, Rad Asia, Changolandia, Amerion, PenguinPies, Zaelith, Oreo States, Unielvan Millorvium, Los Lonley Boys, Fasire, Mapico, Alf Landon, Bleakfoot, Shefino, Bawkie, United Great Holy Empire, Ralphburg, Ebonhand, Indolos, Doraya, Besern, Great Scapula, Gastravon, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, West Pastafaria, Itani, Saint Cinder, Myness, Jammlandia, Myndia, Midand, Abarri, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Myhomecountry, The United Common, Unojo, Freedoom, Skaladoria, The Island of Sorna, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Land of Mari, Imperium Sempiternum, Saciu, Al Madhaa, The Woragopiria, Aurcania, Nomayuki, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Ostavaria, Farelonia, PsiCorps, Of the european socialist republics, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Tvania, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Zanforadon, Gracca, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Seythennia, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, No moking, Lynxaion, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Vuranda, Atomic Garden, Altnavia, Silmad, Respackjakenrhace, Ugranda, Nemakea, Dausuva, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, The Ginger Lands, The Worst army of, New Bulacan, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, Balisca, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Dun Frest, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Blondiesland, Pamela And Hepatitis, New Maxta, Arlandias, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Arhanistan, Uvalor, Geploastan, Dimplingpie, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Afria Thebel, Sautu, Greater Lamero, Siberia union, Deerp, Yomer, Flaking, Ferfulesse, Koros, West Khazana Finsstan, Ferrumetlapis, Yugarritia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, IndustroMiliComplex, Hacrela, Astriva, Gonthavnor, Bloonation, 0200-Gamma, Alvira, Cerespasia, Signar, Purisect, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Havenwelle, Pabtlau, Amerinsca, Las Filipina, Bohenia, Tigrulia, Seyja, Sumina, Bavaristan, Aquila Audax, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Moreana, Emagination, Ancaswafiqing, Republic Empire of Japan, Hadrex, ANuadh, Purestan, Swenfia 2, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Danny McGlurk, Eden Novae, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Detroxia, Aodhan, Luxemstein, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Marnrio, Galdona, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Avastotz, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Skwar, Ustallaa, Gutiterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Jontum, Upper Ryu Lorty, Nakayo, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Paappapapa, Wilbodessan, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, Poguelands, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mercian Legions, Serpleddyland, Albend, Sedunn, Sein, 7 Trees, North Korea is best, Haya-Nagatoro, Gwandalis, Eastern Bahia, Eriaco, Megistos, Meglomania, SharttingToepia, Vulcan Acenedcy, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, Neo Kervoskia, Soradev, Hazahmkong, Khal Papax, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, Shorax, and The Lombard League.

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