The Cybermetropolis of Jittersamhay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overmind with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.54 billion citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epsilon Hub. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient citizen economy, worth a remarkable 5,355 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,707 Universal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Jittersamhay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jittersamhay's national animal is the Unshackled AI, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jittersamhay is ranked 1,176^th in the world and 1^st in Antarctica for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 78.2 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.