The State of Tyrelome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.512 billion Tyrelomeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Tyrelomean economy, worth 706 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 24,793 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,793 per year while the poor average 1,554, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, the tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and Tyrelome has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tyrelome's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tyrelome is ranked 141,010^th in the world and 4^th in New Delhi for Most Primitive, scoring -48.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.