The County of Tyrol is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Regent Andreas Hofer with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 32.14 billion Tyroleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 65.1%.

The strong Tyrolean economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion schillings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 34,365 schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Tyrol has found 1 easter egg), abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Tyrol's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrol's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tyrol is ranked 29,599^th in the world and 1^st in Grant for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,680.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.