The Parliamentary Republic of Tystan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Attack-Raina Asenova Government with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.018 billion Tystanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gornsh. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tystanian economy, worth 751 trillion Kesars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,818 Kesars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, and food shipments to Brasilistan have been replaced with DIY fishing rods and unintelligible instruction manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tystan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tystan is ranked 29,901^st in the world and 22^nd in Kelios for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,669.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.