The District of Tyzy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 36.615 billion Tyzyians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Tyzyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,762 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,140 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,420 per year while the poor average 13,172, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tyzy's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tyzy is ranked 145,779^th in the world and 1^st in Tyzy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,153.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.