The Oppressed Peoples of Tzchakeria is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.34 billion Tzchakerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slave District 9. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tzchakerian economy, worth 133 trillion silver pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,778 silver pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the military has gone fission for more funding, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Tzchakeria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzchakeria's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tzchakeria is ranked 308,010^th in the world and 15^th in The Axis of Evil for Most Cultured, scoring 10 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.