The Federal Republic of UEPU4 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.537 billion UEPU4ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient UEPU4ian economy, worth 345 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,324 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, and tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UEPU4's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UEPU4 is ranked 325,083^rd in the world and 2^nd in Kingdom of Naples for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.