The Colony of UFE33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.881 billion UFE33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UFE33ian economy, worth 688 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,454 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UFE33 is ranked 276,465^th in the world and 1^st in Unified Fascist Embassy for Highest Average Incomes, with 36,454.55 Standard Monetary Units.