The Incorporated States of Ugulariandstan is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 23 million Ugulariandstanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The Ugulariandstanian economy, worth 904 billion bitcoins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,343 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugulariandstan's national animal is the panther.

Ugulariandstan is ranked 232,595^th in the world and 1,073^rd in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.