The Incorporated States of Uimtavi is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Wolf population. The hard-working population of 6.548 billion Uimtavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Uimtavian economy, worth 273 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,704 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uimtavi's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uimtavi is ranked 203,385^th in the world and 2^nd in The Union of Demoratic Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.