| Population | 2.978 billion |
| Capital | Vinnytsia |
| Leader | Lieutenant General Anatolii Kryvonozhko |
| Faith | Aerial warfare |
| Currency | Hryvnia |
| Animal | Ukraine |
The Air Crew of Ukrainian Air Force is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lieutenant General Anatolii Kryvonozhko with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.978 billion Ukrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinnytsia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.
The thriving Ukrainian economy, worth 208 trillion Hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,115 Hryvnias, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime is moderate. Ukrainian Air Force's national animal is the Ukraine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aerial warfare.
Ukrainian Air Force is ranked 105,297th in the world and 43rd in Ukrainian Armed Forces for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,936.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ukrainian Air Force, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
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Ukrainian Air Force was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze.
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
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Ukrainian Air Force was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in
Ukrainian Air Force, roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards.





























