The Republic of Ulms-Will is a very large, safe nation, notable for its lack of airports, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 420 million Ulms-Willians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ulms-Willian economy, worth 23.9 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,856 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, army rations are served on silver platters, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulms-Will's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulms-Will is ranked 105,117^th in the world and 7^th in Ulm for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,762.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.