The Watchfires of ULSR-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 28.829 billion ULSR-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ULSR-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,381 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,601 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ULSR-1's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ULSR-1 is ranked 84,365^th in the world and 1^st in Bavaria for Highest Average Incomes, with 82,601.31 Standard Monetary Units.