The Republic of UMF 37 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working population of 802 million UMF 37ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The UMF 37ian economy, worth 32.9 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 41,056 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UMF 37's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

UMF 37 is ranked 278,902^nd in the world and 18^th in the Hellenic Realm for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.