The Helghan Meowpresentative of Ungroedy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Androeit Qollomonus with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.894 billion Ungroedyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ungroedyian economy, worth 571 trillion Helghan Meowdits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,728 Helghan Meowdits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in OwO, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, and self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ungroedy's national animal is the ISA Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UwUvism.

Ungroedy is ranked 73,711^th in the world and 51^st in United Democratic Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,709.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.