The Elven Republic of Unike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Katyr Genrora with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.773 billion Uni'is enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esenanoris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unikean economy, worth 860 trillion Azumas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,115 Azumas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is relatively low. Unike's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Animism.

Unike is ranked 192,564^th in the world and 312^th in Astoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.36 law-abiding acts per hour.