The La of Union-Europea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michel Barnier with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.889 billion Europeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruselas. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The strong Union-European economy, worth 817 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,873 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Union-European actors literally work from cradle to grave, Michel Barnier has just been declared ruler of Union-Europea in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Union-Europea's national religion, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Union-Europea's national animal is the Lobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Union-Europea is ranked 89,107^th in the world and 17^th in Union Mundial for Most Beautiful Environments, with 581.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.