The Democratic Republic of Khnomania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Khnoman with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.029 billion Khnomanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khno-Man City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khnomanian economy, worth 335 trillion jingos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,681 jingos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khnomania's national animal is the kusa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is wwhat.

Khnomania is ranked 207,970^th in the world and 3,777^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.