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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rdMost Influential: 479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 731st
The GEQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
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PenguinPies

Population22.203 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.203 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The thriving PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,252 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 146,472 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 12,477th in the world and 226th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,908.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rdMost Influential: 479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 731stLargest Black Market: 1,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,749thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,770thBest Weather: 1,863rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,923rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,664thLowest Crime Rates: 5,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,887thHighest Economic Output: 6,560thMost Devout: 6,848thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,701stMost Authoritarian: 8,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,906thMost Patriotic: 10,102ndMost Cultured: 10,348thHealthiest Citizens: 11,282ndHighest Food Quality: 11,942ndLargest Governments: 12,030thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,477thLargest Populations: 13,249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,268thSmartest Citizens: 14,133rdTop
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Most Stationary: 14,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,355thHighest Average Incomes: 23,648th
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 155th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Patriotic: 200th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 226th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 252nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 274th in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 363rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionMost Extreme: 413th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 437th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 428 » Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, USNE2018, Theorin, Pax Dracon, Nova Montron, The Solar System Scope, Nowa Europa, The Two Jerseys, Jehenna, Kiasu-ism, The naked people, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Curlyhoward, Linden Oak, Amerion, Havenfell, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Soem, Dankstergrad, Madhonia, Transtemporal Shifts, Abarri, Noire Denholm, Oreo States, Sthalrim, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, Mapico, Bleakfoot, Rad Asia, A leftover country, Fasire, The Worst army of, Ancient Slobovia, Shefino, Calistan, Sanden, North Kanuckistan, Zaelith, Bawkie, Mona Landia, Ralphburg, and 378 others.West Pastafaria, Dereistic, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Itani, Maeiland, Drugged Monkeys, Demicity, Alf Landon, Fire Islands, The United Common, Myness, Jammlandia, Unielvan Millorvium, Amutien, Myndia, Midand, Los Lonley Boys, Ridehale, Avalon Nouveau, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Dignic Freuraternia, Indolos, Privatore, Great Scapula, Myhomecountry, Gymnostan, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Unojo, Centia Deran, Avonhead, Freedoom, Skaladoria, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Wallanda, Sutarianesia, Geekvia, Al Madhaa, Land of Mari, Imperium Sempiternum, Saciu, New Goldman, Insulae libertatis, United States of Belvaria, The Woragopiria, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Aurcania, Ambitchous, Ostavaria, The Akian Islands, Arscanesia, Of the european socialist republics, Icarema, Piscantium, Farelonia, Amonguitos, Tiazan, Venezia Pacifica, Emiton, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Vicken, Paganan, Altnavia, Gastravon, The Helleness, Costa Estre, Zanforadon, Tvania, Karatengisa, Gracca, Kazhinskia, ARIAPOLIS01, Great Lothian, Pai Land, Tur Monkadzii, PsiCorps, Azur Lane-UNSC, Bonobiana, New Anterea, Seythennia, Nill Vill, Anilitty, Belschaft, The Island of Sorna, Societyland, Besern, Bavaristan, Auviantan Outh Islands, Froshar, Sumina, No 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