The Federation of United Kingdom of Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister James Alexander Windsor with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 13.697 billion Empireums enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint George City. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empirish economy, worth a remarkable 3,907 trillion Empirelings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,285 Empirelings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown. United Kingdom of Empire's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

United Kingdom of Empire is ranked 284,316^th in the world and 10,942^nd in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.