The Global Package Delivery Corp of United Parcel Service is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 40.29 billion United Parcel Serviceans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse United Parcel Servicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,296 trillion packages a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,011 packages, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,593 per year while the poor average 12,196, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. United Parcel Service's national animal is the deliveryman, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Parcel Service is ranked 87,694^th in the world and 2,997^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,381.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.