The Constitutional Monarchy of United States of Almania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by White Almo with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.237 billion Almanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Almania City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Almanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion Almanian Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,538 Almanian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, sex-ed is child's play, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Almania's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Almania is ranked 4,349^th in the world and 216^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.93 law-abiding acts per hour.