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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,886thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,621st
The Observation of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
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Influence
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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UPC is not Fast 20

Population6.215 billion

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AnimalRaven

The Observation of UPC is not Fast 20 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.215 billion UPC is not Fast 20ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.6%.

The all-consuming UPC is not Fast 20ian economy, worth 686 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,422 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 20's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UPC is not Fast 20 is ranked 170,678th in the world and 521st in Memeland United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 261.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,886thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,621stLargest Black Market: 20,658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,234thMost Pacifist: 26,742ndMost Patriotic: 28,850th
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Most Pacifist: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : UPC is not Fast 20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Largest Black Market.
  • : UPC is not Fast 20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : UPC is not Fast 20's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : UPC is not Fast 20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : UPC is not Fast 20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : UPC is not Fast 20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : UPC is not Fast 20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 20, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 20, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 20, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.

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