The Goolean Union of USIG is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Inspector JB Smith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.889 billion USIGmas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooledom. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USIGian economy, worth 473 trillion Gooles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,627 Gooles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All funding starts one dime at a time, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USIG's national animal is the Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

USIG is ranked 43,136^th in the world and 1^st in Bellfields for Highest Average Incomes, with 121,627.78 Standard Monetary Units.