The Republic of Utopia III is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Penguin population. The hard-working population of 1.264 billion Utopia IIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The Utopia IIIian economy, worth 57.1 trillion Happinesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,201 Happinesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia III's national animal is the Penguin.

Utopia III is ranked 204,916^th in the world and 3^rd in Candleflame Glow 16 for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.