The Republic of Utopia Thirty Three is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 1.075 billion Utopia Thirty Threeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The Utopia Thirty Threean economy, worth 46.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,313 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Thirty Three's national animal is the bison.

Utopia Thirty Three is ranked 182,899^th in the world and 4^th in Gold Trident for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 311.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.