The Kingdom of Valentijn De Vrij En Sierlijke Valkyrie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 11.133 billion Valkyries are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Garden Home. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Valkyrie economy, worth 547 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,222 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentijn De Vrij En Sierlijke Valkyrie's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valentijn De Vrij En Sierlijke Valkyrie is ranked 27,127^th in the world and 4^th in Valentine Day for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.51 law-abiding acts per hour.