The Tsundere of Vandoosa Dreissig is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Louise de La Vallière with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.94 billion tsunderes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vandoosa Dreissigian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 131,886 ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Faerie Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Dreissig's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Apotheosis of Louise de La Vallière.

Vandoosa Dreissig is ranked 5,501^st in the world and 1^st in Jenny for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.18 law-abiding acts per hour.