The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.688 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,187 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls often attend the same schools as their children, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 108,227^th in the world and 3,116^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 79.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.