The Federated Provinces of Neptunian Military Administration is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Victoria Theleesia with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 12.768 billion Neptunians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thessarta. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,692 trillion Nepmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 289,209 Nepmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, and corruption is a game of two halves. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Luminism.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 255,840^th in the world and 210^th in Corsair for Fattest Citizens, with 7.19 Obesity Rate.